Don't that look so awesome?
I, while reading about polar bears, have come to a conclusion, that Ben is in fact, a polar bear.
He waits for you.
You see, polar bears like to swim. WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I think not.
Swimming!!
They seem fat, but they can clobber your face if they wanted to, but they'd just rather swim in ice cold water. Besides the ice cold part(which I'm not that sure of either) doesn't that sound like someone we all know, AS A HUMAN!!
Yes, they do in fact pwn navy submarines.
Most polar bears tend to kill and attack with their left paw. STRIKE THREE!!! (This fact doesn't really have a basis, but meh)
And whales.
"Polar bears are stealth hunters, and the victim is often unaware of the bear's presence until the attack is underway."
"Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)"
They occasionally pwn other polar bears as well.
Aww, polar bear cubs.
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF NOW BEN??? BWUAHHAHAAH!
BEWARE!!! THERE IS THE LARGEST LAND PREDATOR ON EARTH AMONG US! Lol. I was bored, and was in fact reading about polar bears. HI BEN! =D
Chao.
-Ivannzz-