After Exam Madness!

Alright People! Exam ended on wednesday! Woohoo! Exam ended with our Moral Paper and Agama Paper for the Muslim students, I'm proud to say and announce that the smc-er actually studied for the moral paper! Well most of us.. ==HAHAHA- Screw you all that didn't remember the nilai's! Obviously, we were relived that we've been thru hell and back.. :D YAY FOR US! But we're going to hell anyway.. OWWWHH WEEELLLL !!!

So on thrusday! Its R.A.G Day! ( Really Anything Goes)-when a student/teacher come together and learn something new! RAG day start off after the long long long prize giving ceremony.. So... I dashed off to the pool because I signed up for Water Polo( yes,which i have already knew how to play but i just wanted to jump into the pool after so long). After polo, I went to play KABADI! Its an indian Traditional game.. When the raider runs to the other side of the court and tap a stopper and the stopper have to tackle and raider down before he returns back to the court! Size wasn't important... It's alll aaabouuuttt stamina! Which made me realized that my stamina sucked so badly after 1 month of slacking off from polo.. I HAVE TO START TRAINING!

Anyyway, I didn't know how to play kabadi at 1st... after a demo from our P.M, Mr Vicki *salute* Thats where the fun begins for me! MUHAHHAH! I took down a few people and non can take me out! :P HAH! And after that, It was the last game it was just 4 of us ( Mr Chew,Afiq,Ranil and Me) against Xin You and Danial.. So.. Xin you was the raider.. and he was fast... He tapped me.. I ran and grab him.. and both of us landed on the floor..With a last push on energy, I carried Xin You up and pull him towards then end of the line! And I was out! In return *karma* my pants tore! XIN YOU RAPED ME! == Thank god my pants was 2 layers-He tore 1st layer.. and then i was walking around with a half torn pants.. into the hall.. for the R.A.G Day presentation! Other than that, we plan to play Kabadi every friday starting next week.. so we'll have a good rest during the weekends becuase of the injury we're gonna get :))

-Ben Chew-

KABADDI or is it KABBADI?

Alrighty homies. Kabaddi Kabbadi umm Indian rugby. It's an awesome game, if you're fast enough, you don't need strength. If you're strong enough, you don't need speed. But what you do need, is lungpower! It's like vege power, but with meat. (lungs are meat =D) Anyways, lungpower=stamina. PLUSSSSS you have to keep chanting the word kaba- however u spell it, as long as you are in the opponents court.

It was sad for me as I am neither strong nor fast. So I had to rely on physics. PUSH opponent, therefore increasing time taken for them to reach you :D which is exactly what I did. Until, ofcourse, you try to push Edmond. Which, in Newtons first law notes that, Edmond cannot be pushed effectively by Ivan. Therefore, I was taken down. Which on the other hand, was the most fun part of the game, wrestling on the ground.

I rarely got tagged as a stopper, therefore I didn't really get a chance to tackle people. In the whole day, I only got 3 chances to tackle people. All of which I wasn't fast enough to react, because I was already tired at that point, as I have as much stamina as a dead tree.

Anyways, twas my experience of the day, summerised a lot. Now to wait for the other updates,

[5/28/10 2:06:38 PM] Ivan Ng: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyoA4LXQco4

[5/28/10 2:08:30 PM] .: Mr.Chendran ♥ :.: damn cool.

[5/28/10 2:08:43 PM] Ivan Ng: yeaa

[5/28/10 2:10:37 PM] Ivan Ng: ehhhh go update the smc blog

[5/28/10 2:10:38 PM] Ivan Ng: !

[5/28/10 2:11:52 PM] .: Mr.Chendran ♥ :.: kk later.

[5/28/10 2:12:01 PM] .: Mr.Chendran ♥ :.: wanted to tell u that.

[5/28/10 2:12:04 PM] .: Mr.Chendran ♥ :.: but u told me 1st !!

[5/28/10 2:12:08 PM] .: Mr.Chendran ♥ :.: stop reading my mind.

SURESH! KEEP TO YOUR WORD!!! Btw, click on the youtube link above for some awesomeness.

That's all I guess?

-The Douche- Wait, or is that right? Who knows? Who cares. I am who I iz :)

KABBADI!!!!

Alright, so we haven't really been posting but SUE US!?!?! We're having the time of our lives....So last week we had exams, all stressed out and worked up...The late night calls for chemistry, YES JAY!!! Made me miss my tamil movie....Red was awesome...Anyway, it all ended YESTERDAY!!!

SO A BIG;

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

So yeah, and then today R.A.G day...Most of us we're torn between both our loves, Water polo and kabbadi (I shall let the others at Smc to explain whats kabbadi). So we just did both, and screwed the 5% shit, cuz we're here for SPM not some damn rag marks...= =

After Polo, Lunch then off to the field....We were early as the kabbadi avatars we're eating = = WHORES! To waste some time, we played handball, form 5's against juniors....they were about to score when all of the sudden, Mr.Viki comes in to block the goal with his head....Guess what happened next... *All form 5 BOW* *stand up, SALUTE, NEGARAKU*

Then we started Kabbadi...Deng was it fun, in total 3 people tackled me....Danial, Suresh and Sha....but the only one injured was Sha, cuz he grabbed my leg and i rolled on his head so...=D owh and danial bloody kneed my calf bone...it still hurts you bit*h!

But, I'll leave the rest to the my homies at SMC aite? Cizo mates

-Afro Indian-

Liez!

It's a lie I say! All lies!!! *turns around* Oh...sup? =D

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA =P

Anyways, sup people? THE SKY, THAT'S WHATS UP! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Back to Sejarah.

Chao fewls.

-Ivannzz-

So We Don't Stop, We Can't Stop, Until We Reach The Top

Well, Afro has been talking bout 2PM in his previous posts and here's a 2PM song!!! 2PM has better songs than this but i chose to post this song for SMCers since SPM is coming up and all.

Here's the full song


And here's the performance XD


This song pumps me me up to go further and hope that it helps u SMCers as well XP See the meaning of the song here --> http://www.yeeun2grace.com/2010/04/18/2pm-dont-stop-cant-stop-lyrics-and-translation/ So, SMCers! We don't stop, we can't stop, until we reach the top! XD

Danial

Everyone's racist!!!

Hey, I have no problems with racism actually...Cuz I do it everyday in class, but there is always a limit..Cross that line, and I'm gona go all out starting with your race all the way to your freaking dog...So quit messing around with this aite?

Sometimes, you may think its funny, but to another it ain't. Watch your words cause one day, that sharp tongue of yours is gona get you in a load of trouble...Try it out, next to a pariah..No jokes here.

And please, if you wana be racist, at least let us know your joking..Then we won't feel that bad for teasing you later part, or anything else that happens after that. Also, don't accompany it with SARCASM! Try it and see, I'll slap the living soul out of you...Dead serious! I'm not bothered if you think i'm un-gentlemen like or if your a Datins/Datuks son/daughter, You cross that line, and I will do the necessary.

So by all means, SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT RACIST COMMENTS IF YOU'RE NOT A CLOSE FRIEND!

-Afro Indian-

Edmond!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: sup

Stranger: ı want a organ

You: hmm

You: a brain perhaps?

Stranger: no

Stranger: its

Stranger: already

You: a liver!

Stranger: no

You: lung?

Stranger: but

You: gut?

Stranger: you are nearing

Stranger: no

You: heart?

Stranger: yes

You: awww

You: so does everyone in the world m8

Stranger: ı want to give you a secret

You: ooooo

Stranger: ı m syho

Stranger: and

Stranger: ı m addict

You: i see

You: addict of what?

Stranger: addict of mystrious things

You: ooo

You: it's called curiousity

You: we all have it

You: some more than others

Stranger: did you behave god

You: behave?

Stranger: believe

You: yeap

You: do you?

Stranger: sometimes

You: and the times when you dont, what do you believe in?

Stranger: i just think

You: i bare the same curse

You: i think too much most of the time

Stranger: why did you enter there

You: there? or here?

Stranger: here

You: oh

You: i dunno

Stranger: i have bad eng sorry

You: i was just bored

You: haha

You: no prob

You: what's your native language?

Stranger: turkish

You: oooo

Stranger: what the light

You: my friend got me a souvnnier from there before

Stranger: oooo

You: called the eagle eye

You: its a blue stone like thing with the pattern of an eye

Stranger: called nazar boncuğu in here

You: oo

Stranger: this is very important for you

Stranger: it save you when you are in trouble

You: oh

You: wow

Stranger: bye

You: bye

The above chat happened to me just a few minutes ago, in Omegle. Turkish guy. Lol, the thingy is not an eagle eye, it's EVIL eye =P

Just thought I'd share it with those of you who got it from Edmond.

-Ivannzz-

Oh, yea nazar boncuğu, is it's actual name in Turkish. For more, please read Evil Eye!

Inconsiderate bastards!

This is a shout out to all inconsiderate ass wipes! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Here's my word, GET A FREAKING LIFE, OR LEAVE OTHER PEOPLES LIFE ALONE. Your pissing the hell outa me, and I'm not gona take it one bit more.

Inconsiderate bastards on the road! Douche bags who remove their mufflers to make their cars sound so great, WELL HERES SOMETHING GREAT ..!.. Don't try to cut peoples car to make yourself sound and look cool, when there is a bloody toll gate infront of you = =! YES IM TALKING TO YOU Myvi wjr 4430! You watch out!

This is also seen in school. Damn man, at least have a heart for the people around you. IF YOU WORK AS A TEAM and FAIL! FAIL AS A TEAM!!! Don't single out people and point fingers! Remember when you point 1 finger, 3 others are pointing right back at you! THE GROUP SHARES THE WHOLE BURDEN! GOD DAMMIT!

The next time I see inconsiderate ass wipes anywhere, I will not hold back this time and no1, not even the gods of mount olympus can strike me down! Im dead serious

-Afro Indian-

Hunting Cats

Cats... the wild cats roaming outside my house... one word... EVIL!!! I saved 3 of them from drowning once when they were kittens --> see? such a kind soul O:) -- But nway, how did they repay me? They left fish bones round my house (still can forgive), they left raw chicken outside
the house (still can live with that) and made a lot of noise outside (still can... live with that). But then, they did sumthing unforgivable... they.. ate my HOTDOG!!!! I was saving it to eat in the evening and one of then had to steal it!!!! Theres just too many of them so its best to lessen them a bit. And so begins the cat hunting..hehehe



See the cats that i caught..muahahaha. I've caught more but these are the only pictures i have and it ain't easy to catch them. Don't worry they're sent to a better place... to the mamak stall!! Hope the guy working there doesn't come looking for me. I've caught a lot of them but not yet the one that stole my hotdog. That cat is somewhere out there and it knows im catching cats. That cat is probably plotting something with its buddies to come out and get me.....well..BRING IT ON!!!! 1000 cats, 2000 cats, im prepared u hot-dog stealing cat!!! >:)

Danial

Baby Language

Well.. Most of you know that I have a younger brother, Hayden Chew Zhi Han! Yes.. His round! Like me... and his very very very very very annoying.. And don't forget violent.. PHEWW! I can't believe I'm still alive =P Hayden is at the stage of learning to talk. Hence putting words into sentences, here are the latest and newest words which has been coming out from his mouth..

Faster = Fucker
Mummy, I want this = Momii, I wantchh thiissshhh..
I kill you = I Q you arrh? *points*
My name is Hayden =My name is Hey.......deng
Oooohhh owwhh caught in a bad romance = Oooohhh owwhh Ca#$*%&# Bad Ro#$%9--MANCE!!!

And the lastest thing that he has been trying to sing/say is!!!
"Baby, baby,baby owwwhh! Like Baby baby nooo! Thought you'll always been mine.. "
Eventually he got the sentence correct *shockingly* with the correct tone.. shitt.. ==

Beiber Fever is among us..

-Ben Chew-

Skype

Skype is addicting when you talk to people like these xD

-Ivannzz-

WOI!!!!! ADVERTISE SUMMORE!!

WOI whorrible people of SMC, link the blog on your Skype PM's!

=D Let's beat the girls blog >:]

-Ivannzz-

We All Love Milk !!

No Oreos and Doughnuts. MILK PEOPLE. MILK !!

To guys who hate milk. Do change you mind when you have looked at the picture above.
Here are some interesting facts about the COW.

All I Need to Know About Life, I learned from a Cow

1. Wake up in a happy moood.
2. Don’t cry over spilled milk.
3. When chewing your cud, remember:
There’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it’s worth!
7. It’s better to be seen and not herd.
8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
9. Never take any bull from anybody.
10. Always let them know who’s the bossy.
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13. Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

-Mr.Chendran-

Ahhhhhhh

Oreo's are delicious. THEY BEAT DOUGHNUTS ANYDAY *looks at Danial*

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/paramount/thelastairbender/

THE AWESOMENESS!

-Ivannzz-

You Gotta Love the Donut

The Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut or for short pfsd!!! Look at it! Whats so special bout it? Well.. its pink, it has frosted cream on it, with coulourful sprinkles and most importantly its a donut!!!! Doesnt the donut just soothe your eyes when u look at it.. well keep on looking at it then XD

Danial

Omg Korean Pop! and Mandarin Lingua (I think)

Well, I've suddenly found such an amazing interest in korean pop...Don't ask me why, eventhough I don't know half the shit they spew out, it's CRAZY, FREAKING LOVE IT...

Snsd is one of them. Well their music is good. They are good as well...goooddd...veeerrryyy veerrryyy gooooodddddd!!! *droolll* *unzips* WAIT! Whoops...Got too carried away there. My fav girl in the group is Kim Tae Yeon...Damn shes got a good powerful voice plus shes a hottie =D not the hottest but shes still a hottie...soo soo hott...sooo hottt...touch...wait WTF!

Okayyy....I'm gona move on now, to avoid molesting myself....mmmm molesting...mmm *drool*

DAMMIT!

Continuing, the other group I've discovered is 2pm, well I've only listen to one song of theirs, a new song in fact. It's pretty emo but the singing is amazing! and I could understand cuz I suddenly developed a tongue for KOREAN! well actually...english subs = =..

THE SONG IS SO GOD DAMN MEANINGFUL! And it touches the soul of people who have been unlucky in love..yes boys and girls, unfortunately the afro has been unlucky.. T.T

Also recently, I've been learning quotes from edmond, yoong wei, yee ling...they're all amazingly kind for teaching me certain stuff..like Akhem *Wo yao ken ni chai i qi*...and....well the rest i forgot...sorry sensei(s)...OWH YEAH I REMEMBER, *Ni yao ce wode wantan mee ma* (I think) =D owh, and yee ling asked me to tell mr chew, in chinese, if I could eat shit = =...dammit!

Okay to end ma post, I shall now ultimately say

TEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!??!

Ciao from Afro Indian

I Love Them Gummy Bears !!

Gummy Bears Yo !!
I shall introduce to you readers my new love. GUMMY BEARS !!
Who doesn't love Gummy Bears. Do Not Hate Gummy Bears !!
Look at them, their so cute and delicious.


-buh bye-
-Mr.Chendran-

Oh how fun =D

Here, enjoy. It seems like a long read, but it's worth it xD

Mok

hi

dude

16:54Me

Dude?

16:56Mok

ya

no

is ivan

16:57Me

What do you want?

22:39Mok

hi

22:40Me

Why hell there!

This is McDonalds, may I take your order?

22:40Mok

yes

i want a set of mc chicken

22:41Me

May I suggest the McValue Meal.

Alright.

Good

22:41Mok

ok

22:41Me

Now.

Go to the kitchen.

22:41Mok

ya

22:41Me

Take a spoon.

22:41Mok

then

22:41Me

And stab yourself.

22:41Mok

..............

dun play la

22:42Me

Oh, but it's oh so fun!

22:42Mok

ok

play another la

22:42Me

Well you see.

Hitler didn't like Jews.

Which caused Christopher Columbus to discover the Americas.

22:43Mok

then...........

duno......

22:43Me

Which lead to the Coliseum being built.

Which also included the 1st world war.

22:43Mok

duno

malaysia?

22:44Me

While all this was going on, the Soviet Union was going around conquering the top part of Asia and Eastern Europe.

Malasyia, was being truly asia.

Whilst Singapore had a lion who liked fish...a little too much.

22:45Mok

???

22:46Me

Then Indonesia started burning trees which gave us a lot of haze.

22:46Mok

yalo

22:46Me

Which in turn lead to the idea of the twin towers.

Which meant that tigers eat meat.

But to Danial, they eat fruits as well.

22:47Mok

u make the tigers eat meat

22:47Me

But Danial has his IC, so it doesn't matter.

No no, mother nature does that.

Which brings us Charles Darwin's theory of evolution.

And the Galapagos Islands. (send as a message)

Your chat message wasn't sent because Mok is offline.

22:48Mok is online.

22:48Mok

wait!

danial is a human or tiger/

22:49Me

Well, Danial is neither.

Danial.

Is a name.

22:49Mok

mean..........

o......

o......

i noe edi

so bad

tat muhaimin no play fb edi

22:50Me

Awww, do you want his address so you can go meet him?

22:51Mok

no

thx

22:51Me

Awwwww, you sure?

You see, π=3.142........and so on.

Would you mind finding the last number of π for me?

22:52Mok

y u noe his adress?

22:52Me

I never said I did.

22:52Mok

ook

i dun mind find

22:53Me

Oh

Ok then.

Good luck.

22:54Mok

ok

22:54Me

When you find it, tell me.

22:55Mok

duno

c 1st lo

22:55Me

WHAT IS THIS?

IS THIS?

MUTANY?

DID YOU NOT SAY YOU WOULD FIND IT FOR ME?

AND NOW YOU DO NOT WANT TO?

22:56Mok

???

22:56Me

BY NEPTUNE THE SEAS WILL RAGE WITH THE STRENGTH OF A THOUSAND SANDCRABS!

22:57Mok

wtf

haha

i wil find it 4 u la

22:57Me

Well then, go now.

22:57Mok

tomorrow la

22:58Me

To...mo....rrow...? TO-MO-RROW?

THIS

IS

22:58Mok

now so darkhow i find

22:58Me

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Use a torchlight.

22:59Mok

lazy

23:00Me

Dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum, de dum dum dum, de dum dum dum, de dum dum dum, de dum dum dum snaps fingers

23:00Mok

hahaha

23:00Me

YOU DARE LAUGH AT ME?

23:00Mok

y u so bad

lUGH AT MYSELF

23:01Me

WHAT IS THIS TREACHERY?

I SHALL REPORT THIS TO THE COUNCIL.

THEY WILL SEE TO IT, THAT YOU ARE DELT WITH.

THIS MEETING IS OVER.

RUSSIA WILL LAUNCH THE MISSILES.

AND SO WILL FRANCE. AFTER THEIR NAP.

23:01Mok

dun la

ok

haha

23:02Me

MORE LAUGHTER?

23:02Mok

dun la

23:02Me

IS CANADA NOT PANCAKEY ENOUGH?

23:03Mok

enough lo

23:03Me

Yet, the emitting of joyous sounds, and vibrations from your vocal chords still resonate.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

-Ivannzz-

Mr.Chendran learns to blog.

Suresh A.k.A SPP.
I have no idea why the hell they gave me that name.

As Ivan said. Our blog is so damn empty. Cmon guys, post more stupid and dumb stuff.
Cheer coming up this Saturday and after that an all guys party at Bens.
Im with the HELANGS . Im so sorry Beruang. Looking forward to having a great 8th of May. BEN !!!! >=)



buh byee.

-Mr.Chendran-